WELCOME MY FRIENDS!!!

Yes, yes, I know what your all wondering....

"How, Mr. Madgoat, do you manage a webpage and still have time to be such a mac-daddy?"

Well my friends, the answer is simple....I'M WHIPPED AS A MO-FO....ya see, my girl Claire doesn't allow me to do anything without her permission....I have no choice but to sit at home all day and play on the Internet like some mindless zombie...sorta like my bro Carlo....oh nevermind....

Anywho, all visitors MUST check out WHO'S WHO IN THE WORLD OF THE WHACKto meet all my friends!!!

CONTENTS

Are you ready to enter the mind of THE MAD GOAT?

• WHO'S WHO IN THE WORLD OF THE WHACK...a listing of some of the people I know!
• KILL ME NOW...If you don't want to kill yourself already, you will after you read these poems!!
• ENCYCLOPEDIA DUNNICA...a dictionary of my words!!!
• GOATS....?don't ask, just go...

And on the 8th day God said, "LET THERE BE MOYER!!!"

Ok, so by now I bet your wondering...."Who the fuck IS this retard?"....Well to answer your question here goes some info bout me!!

• NAME: Matthew Alan Moyer
• NICKNAMES: Moyer, TheMadGoat, Meat,"Hey, you fucking goof", and "My God, I've never seen one so small"
• HOME: Reading, PA
• HOBBIES: Comic books, Dungeons
  and Dragons, Video Games, Basketball, Reading, Writing Poety, Writing in General, and Making Movies (go ahead....call me a nerd...you'll get my nerd foot right up YOUR GOD DAMN ASS!!!
• JOB: West Coast Video (used to work at Wal-Mart, Kay-B, and Arby's)
• MUSIC: KoRn, The Rza, LimpBizket, Eminem, Our Lady Peace, TuPac...although I'll listen to pretty much anything (Except for the Violent Femmes...they can blow me!)
• MOVIES: Clerks, Mallrats, Dead-Alive, Bad Taste, The Burbs, The Professional, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, Nowhere, An American Werewolf in Paris, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Can't Hardly Wait, House.....I LOVE MOVIES....God, I'm such a loser....
• DESCRIPTION: Look at the picture in the middle YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!